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Here's a good Baseball Question.
From: Ducky
See if you can figure it out: (Answer can be found at the bottom of this page.)
How many strikeouts can a pitcher throw in one inning?
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A) Tell the umpire that if he had one more eye, he'd be a cyclops.
B) Walk back to the dugout quietly and cheer on your team's next batter.
C) Bang your bat on the ground and throw your helmet.
To take this test and find out how you score visit Junior Baseball.
https://www.juniorbaseball.com/funforkids/attitudetest/index.shtml
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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Wee Willie Keeler ~Who hit .424 for the old Baltimore Orioles in 1897 | ||||||
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~ Check this book out ~ by Eric Zweig (Paperback - Mar 25, 2006 | ||||||
"Baseball has a colorful language all its own, used by players and fans alike. See how well you know the lingo of our national pastime with this extra inning quiz."
1. In the first inning of the game, who might be on the receiving end of a little "chin music"?
the visiting team
the umpire
the batter
the pitcher
To find out if your right and take the whole quiz click on this link funtrivia.com.Play Quiz: Diamond Slang now!http://">
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Future Baseball StarA little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed. "Strike Two!" he cried. he boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" gain he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. Strike Three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world. ~Author Unknown STRIKEOUTS answer
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A:Behind the plate!
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Q: Why are spiders good baseball players?
A: Because they're good at catching flies!
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Q:What takes longer, running from first to second base or second to third base?
A: Second to third base because to have to go through a shortstop.

Magdaleno School of Baseball
Ventura
ph: 805-701-5775
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